Forget Mars & Venus, Men Are From Planet Nerd
So the BF sends me an email the other day. The subject line says, “For the dating blog.” Upon opening the email I find no text, just a link (click the pic to be magically taken away–NOT safe for work):
More awkwardly, after I opened the link and read through all the positions and images I still didn’t get the joke. I mean, I get that it’s sex. Like the Kama Sutra, right? Except the people are wearing those funny suits. Which must have something to do with the movie Tron or else it wouldn’t be called Tron-a Sutra.
Except I’ve never seen Tron and don’t know anything about it except that it’s a movie starring Jeff Bridges. So I just stared blankly until the BF took my computer away and shook his head disapprovingly.
Then I looked it up on Wikipedia because the internet doesn’t know that I don’t speak fluent geek.
I hope other people get the joke. You can all laugh at me if you like. It’s okay. Or you can stare blankly with me too. Safety in numbers, you know…
Tags: Beard Face, BF, boyfriend, dating, geek, kama sutra, leah charney, nerd, other bad habits, porn, Tron