Posts Tagged ‘other bad habits’

Bump Uglies Just Like The Royals Do

Monday, April 11th, 2011

I guess I just don’t get all the hubub about the royal wedding. She’s pretty and she wears a lot of hats, cool. He’s a prince who hopefully learned his father’s mistakes, got it. I mean, it’s a news story if they don’t get married…and I understand that a lot of folks are going to make money off of tee shirts and key chains, but I don’t quite understand a commemorative refrigerator:
I do, however, understand wanting condoms to commemorate the big day. Because, clearly, nothing says “I’m obsessed with the royal wedding” like covering your crown jewels in Crown Jewel brand condoms. They’re “lavishly lubed” and “regally ribbed” which says “I love you and am pretending you’re Prince William while we knock boots.”