Hooray For The Slutty Costume

There are only a few times a year when society is perfectly okay with anyone behaving badly. New Years, St. Patrick’s Day, any day on Bourbon Street, and Halloween. These special times are when it’s okay for girls and boys everywhere to dress like sluts and act like fools.  Whee!  Blame the liquor if you must, but let us take a moment to be grateful for these holidays. Were it not for them some folks would never get laid. Amen.

While I spent a quiet Halloween on the couch eating Thai food and watching a movie, boys and girls everywhere were consuming mass quantities and making out with each other.

I went to the grocery store this afternoon and was delighted to see people still in their costumes from the night before. There’s nothing quite like the walk of shame at two in the afternoon!

Especially when you’re still dressed liked a playboy bunny.

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